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Hello. I'm Penelope Town.

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And this is my home, Town Hall.

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Slightly run down, I know.

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But I'm not worried.

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Soon it's going to be fixed and fabulous
again.

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You see, Mummy's getting married today.

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Everything's going to change because
Mummy's dreadfully in love with Bubbles.

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And he's going to restore the hall to
its former glory.

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Hi, Penelope.

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Rainy in here too, huh?

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Really, I hadn't noticed.

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Oh, I hope it stops before the wedding.

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Yes.

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There are paying guests.

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Americans, in case you haven't noticed.

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Well, at least they haven't stolen the
silverware like those Australians.

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But after today, no more yes, sir, and
no, ma 'am. Mummy and I will be free

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again. And happy.

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Yoo -hoo! Penelope!

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Master, I can't stand them.

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Critical.

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Marcia, Sophie, it's so good to see you.
Come here. Penelope, I'm Sophie. Your

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mother has found me a banker. I mean, a
husband.

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Thank you, Marcia.

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Your mum is in love. It must be such a
relief.

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At last, they'll have the money to pay
for your school fees.

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Yes. Isn't this another way of watering
the flowers?

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Yes. In -house irrigation.

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Hello, Lady Towns. You must be so happy.

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Yes. All these flowers. They're so
beautiful.

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It's like a funeral parlour.

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Miss Penelope. Yes, Marcy. Be a dear and
go up to the attic. We need some more

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of ours. Look in that old trunk.

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Won't be long.

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Can't wait.

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Miss you already.

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I just don't like this.

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Not scared?

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See?

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I'm not scared.

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Sorry about us, mate. We've been stuck
inside that tiny opal for about 130

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and we've gone a bit troppo.

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I'll tell you what, mate, we've been
looking forward to this moment.

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I can't wait to smell the eucalyptus in
the water.

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I've been dreaming about the sunshine.

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And the way the hot wind comes off the
desert round about the sunset.

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Dad! On the dawn chorus. I can't wait to
hear that carowong chorus.

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Dad!

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I don't know how to tell you this, son,
but I don't think we're in Australia.

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Where are we?

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Where's that, Dad? I've never heard of
it.

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Hey, where are you going?

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Don't be scared. We're just a couple of
genies.

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No wonder we forgot to tell her.

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My son was trying to say. Get away from
me.

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Don't kill me.

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Don't kill me.

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Don't kill me. Don't kill me.

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Don't kill me. Don't kill me.

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Don't kill me. Don't kill

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me.

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There have been any Australians here.

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But... I think you'd better have a lie
down before the wedding. You're a bit

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overexcited. Of the man? And the little
boy?

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Of course, the one.

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Really,

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Mummy, I'm all right.

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You get some rest now.

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You're my maid of honour, and I want you
to look especially beautiful. Don't you

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worry, my dears. Lord Accrington Smythe
will make all our wishes come true. Now

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you get some rest.

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I'm a genie and it's my start.

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I'm a junior genie. And you're our
master. Your every wish is our command.

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You have one complete day of unlimited
wishing. Then you have to send us to

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Australia and set us free. It's pretty
straightforward.

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Any questions?

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Genius live in lamps, don't they?

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Yeah, I used to live in a lamp. Lovely
lamp it was too, but I got banished.

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Why?

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You know the Great Wall of China?

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It was supposed to be in Egypt.

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Also, there was a small indiscretion
with the grand magician's wife.

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And out popped the young bloke.

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Well, the grand magician was so cheesed
off that he stuck us in the middle of an

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opal, in the middle of a mine, in the
middle of a desert, in the middle of...

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that great southern land.

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What are you doing here in the middle of
Wiltshire? Well, it's a long story.

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I've got time.

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Okay. We've been stuck inside that opah
for 134 years, nine months, six days, 18

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hours, 37 and a half minutes, not that
we're counting.

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And last time we were out, we were in
Australia, and our master was a pommy

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by the name of Claude Townes.

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I'll have you know that Sir Claude
Townes was my great -great -great

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-grandfather. Oh, well, Claudie wasn't
too bad a bloke for a pom.

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Very disrespectful.

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Anyway, I'm not sure that I believe your
genie.

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Fair enough.

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No skin off my nose.

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If you, uh, don't believe we're genies,
you won't win any wishes then.

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Maybe you could do us a favour and say,
I wish you were both back in Australia

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and we'll be off like a bucket of prawns
in the sun.

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You won't hear from us again.

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Um, yes, just a minute.

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Say it, mate, and we'll be gone.

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I think I'd like you to hang around,
just to be sure.

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Is that a wish?

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Yes.

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What are you doing?

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Just hanging around.

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That was your wish.

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Penelope, are you all right? Yes,
coming.

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Look, I wish you'd just disappear.

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I understand that you'd like me to go
away, but I was hoping we could have a

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chat.

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I wasn't talking to you.

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Oh, to whom were you talking?

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She was talking to us.

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Will you be quiet?

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I'm sorry.

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Penelope, are you all right?

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Yes.

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Come in.

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Thank you.

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It's all right. I understand.

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Marriage can be very terrible for anyone
concerned.

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That's why I was rather hoping that we
could have a bit of a father -son, a

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mother and daughter, a bit of a chat.

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Just don't the bloke your mum's
marrying.

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Be quiet.

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I'm sorry. I'm not talking to you. It's
all right. I understand.

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You know, Penelope...

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You probably think of me as a bit of an
old fuddy -duddy, a bit of a square.

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But I'm really quite him. As a matter of
fact, I'm a bit of a cool dude.

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So you shouldn't feel that you're losing
a mummy, rather that you're gaining a

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daddy. And I will be their daddy, and
therefore I will love you and be there

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you in a very caring, sharing sort of
way. So we should be very positive and

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upbeat about the whole thing.

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Do you know where I'm coming from?

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I'm thrilled you and mummy are getting
married.

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And I think we'll make a matching daddy.

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Really? Oh!

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Thank you, Penelope. Oh, I'm so happy.
That's exactly what I needed to hear.

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I've been so worried, so uptight about
the whole thing. If I was you, I'd be

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worried, too.

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Will you be quiet?

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It's all right. That's cool. I know
you're not talking to me. Being a

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isn't easy, and I can dig that.

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Well, I'm glad we've had this little
chat, Penelope.

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I'll see you in church, then.

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Bye, Penelope.

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Penelope, give me a file.

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How the bloke your mum's going to marry?

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That's right.

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They're in love.

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How can anyone love boobie?

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I think there's a few sheep short in the
top paddy. You two are the prudest

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people I've ever met.

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I've never been so embarrassed.

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Miss Penelope, be a dear and take some
coffee to Mr and Mrs Hemingway.

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Oh, Marty, they're so boring.

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Well, everyone has to be pitied. Take
me, now.

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Her ladyship owes me £3 ,131 .47 in back
salary

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to last Friday, but I never mention it.

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Oh, I've noticed.

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Because I know my place.

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And I know Lord Accrington -Smith and
her ladyship will see me right once

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they're married. Now, be a dear and help
with our paying guests.

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I wish they'd just go and jump in a
lake.

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Your wish.

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Definitely.

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That was just great.

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I really feel as if I've found myself.

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Oh, Diana, you've got to try that
sometime.

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You should put it in your brochure. Oh,
yeah.

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I've heard it's very popular in
California.

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A coffee?

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I have done other weddings, you know.

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This is meant to be a traditional
English wedding. That's why we're having

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presents. That's Fendaloo. It's not
traditional British fare.

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Everyone has curry nowadays.

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But you don't have curry sauce with plum
pudding.

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Everything under control, Mossy.

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Oh, yes, my lady. Don't you worry about
a thing. This is going to be one of the

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happiest days of your life.

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Yes.

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She's getting married to Booby.

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Oh.

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He's up, mate. You wear it out.

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Now, I've been thinking...

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I'm not saying I believe that you are a
genius, but if you were, well, then, if

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I wish for a beautiful day for Mummy's
wedding, would you be able to do that?

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Well, yeah. I should be able to rustle
up a few rice for you.

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Well, then, I wish it were a beautiful
day.

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That should make my mother happy.

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She'll never be happy if she has another
baby bloke.

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Bubble. His friends call him Bubble. And
he happens to be one of the richest men

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in England. And Mummy's going to be
very, very happy. So there.

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Yeah, well, she's only doing it for you.

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Don't be ridiculous.

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Mummy's in love.

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If you could be a fly on the wall right
now, you'd see how unhappy your mother

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really is.

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Oh, is that so?

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Well, I wish I were then, so I could
prove you wrong.

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It's a beautiful day after all, my lady.

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Correct me.

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Tell me, your ladyship, how do you feel
about curried ice cream?

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I was thinking about my first wedding.

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How different to war.

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How happy I felt.

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Exactly. I think curry port is taking it
a bit too far.

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I don't think I can go through with it,
Martha.

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Oh, but it's too late now to get a new
caterer.

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Besides your husband -to -be, he loves
curry.

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I don't love him, Mother.

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I don't think I can go through with it.

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Lady Sheffield, you have no choice in
the matter.

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It's too late.

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The guests be already on their way. The
curried hors d 'oeuvres are being

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prepared as we speak.

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You have to marry Lord Accrington
Smythe.

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For the sake of Townshall.

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For Miss Penelope.

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I didn't know.

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Get out of here!

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That was great, Dad.

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I think I want to be alone.

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It'll be cold and wet.

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Still perfect weather for a curry, eh,
Edward?

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Oh, yes.

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I'm a bit of a connoisseur. I love a
curry.

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Especially the pineapple bits.

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But, Mr. Nelligan, it was with you, my
lady.

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Who's going to walk down the aisle?

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I'll have to do it.

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into which holy estate these two persons
present come now to be

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joined.

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Therefore, if any man could show any
just cause why they may not

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lawfully be joined together, let him now
speak, or else

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hereafter forever hold his peace.

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I'm really sorry, Mummy. Don't say
another word.

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I have never been so humiliated in my
whole life.

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I beg your pardon?

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No worries.

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Aren't you going to introduce us, Pen?

247
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Do you know this gentleman?

248
00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:04,280
Well, sort of. He's a genuine
Australian.

249
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:10,260
And his name is... Um... Bruce.

250
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Bruce.

251
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080
Good day.

252
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:18,880
And this is Bruce's son, Barry.

253
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,040
Are you in charge of the marquee, Bruce?

254
00:20:22,580 --> 00:20:25,420
Uh... Take it down, please. We won't be
needing it now.

255
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:27,640
Come with me, young lady.

256
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,180
I wish you'd do as she says, Bruce.

257
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,180
Whatever will they think of?

258
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:52,740
Turned out to be a nice day after all.

259
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:04,030
You did the wrong thing at the right
time.

260
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:10,590
The question now is, how on earth are we
going to keep the town's war?

261
00:21:11,590 --> 00:21:12,590
Don't worry.

262
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:13,970
Something will turn up.

263
00:21:26,450 --> 00:21:27,450
Hi, Fred.

264
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:32,109
Thank you.

265
00:21:32,110 --> 00:21:33,650
But it wasn't such a hard decision.

266
00:21:34,330 --> 00:21:37,250
After all, we don't need Bubba's money
anymore, do we?

267
00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:40,050
You don't? Not when I've got you.

268
00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,450
Ah. I don't just have you for one day.

269
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,130
I can have you for as long as I like,
can't I?

270
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:50,250
Strictly speaking, I suppose that is
technically true.

271
00:21:50,490 --> 00:21:52,450
And I can have as many wishes as I want.

272
00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:54,190
Really? Is that so?

273
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:58,650
I don't even have to set you free if I
don't feel like it. Looks like she's on

274
00:21:58,650 --> 00:21:59,449
to us, Dad.

275
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:00,450
I wouldn't say that, son.

276
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,220
Can't even hold the opal, can you? I
don't know what you mean.

277
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:04,500
Hold out your hand.

278
00:22:08,340 --> 00:22:08,700
A

279
00:22:08,700 --> 00:22:22,060
genie

280
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,660
cannot hold his own lamp. Or in your
case, opal.

281
00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:26,740
Only a human can hold it.

282
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,100
See?

283
00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,580
It's in the genie book.

284
00:22:30,090 --> 00:22:32,110
I've got the opal, so I've got you.

285
00:22:32,530 --> 00:22:33,530
Forever.

286
00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:37,850
Fair enough, pet.

287
00:22:38,930 --> 00:22:42,470
So anyway, I was thinking, if you've
ever been to Australia, it's beautiful

288
00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:44,570
time of year. I have no intention of
going to Australia.

289
00:22:44,870 --> 00:22:48,070
I won't be feeling dead down there. The
very idea of it makes me sick.

290
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,570
You just don't like Australia.

291
00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:55,330
I guess we'll have to accept then that
we're never going to see our beloved

292
00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:56,330
homeland again.

293
00:22:57,270 --> 00:22:58,670
I want to make some wishes now.

294
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,130
I want to be rich.

295
00:23:00,230 --> 00:23:01,770
I want to be a woman of property.

296
00:23:03,510 --> 00:23:05,030
The old I want to be rich wish.

297
00:23:07,310 --> 00:23:08,870
How much would you like to be worth?

298
00:23:09,230 --> 00:23:11,750
I won't be greedy. Say, 20 million
pounds?

299
00:23:14,330 --> 00:23:15,330
Yes, master.

300
00:23:35,980 --> 00:23:36,980
The property?

301
00:23:38,740 --> 00:23:41,180
Property? What property?

302
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,180
The property you've just inherited down
under.

303
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:47,320
Down under what?

304
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,460
Here in Australia, silly.

305
00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,820
500 square miles.

306
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:53,120
That's exciting.

307
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,680
How much is it worth?

308
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,020
20 million pounds.

309
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,720
G'day, Penn.

310
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:05,320
She's not quite our rememberer, but...

311
00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:09,200
Couple of coats of paint, a wish or two,
she'll be right as rain.

312
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,420
No worries.

313
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:25,460
I'm the genie, you're the master.

314
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:26,559
That's right.

315
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:30,900
I'm the master, you're my genie. You
belong to me. Yes.

316
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,440
I've served a lot of masters.

317
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,020
Throughout history.

318
00:24:35,680 --> 00:24:39,880
Now I want to go back home where I can
be free.

319
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:44,380
Then you come along with the opal in
your hand.

320
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:49,160
Now your every wish is my command.
That's right.

321
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:56,340
Genie, genie from down on earth. Make my
wish come true.

322
00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:57,740
Dream on.

323
00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,200
Genie, genie from down on earth.

324
00:25:03,020 --> 00:25:05,180
I wish you'd do what I want you to.

325
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,500
Ah, yeah, all right.